Where Do Babies Come From?

From Aislinn Kiely

Another question often pondered by many, but for this I do have a definitive answer, all babies come from Barry. Who is Barry some may ask.. Barry is the king of planet earth, the giver of life, the true legend!

wat is the best reply to when a woman says those ill fated words "does my bum look big in this?"

From Alan McCahey

This question has really stumped men for years, really because if the man says "No", the girl wont believe him, say "yes" and he’s in the doghouse all night and really there is no definitive answer. Although there are many different theories how to answer… such as the humorous approach: "That dress doesn't make you look fat. The fat makes you look fat." – not recommended, the quick getaway approach, “Honey, have you seen my keys? I swear they were right here. I'll go check the car while you finish dressing.” – smart, but my favourite has to be the randy approach: "Honey, you look great in anything, or nothing at all".

Quiz 2

Level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) done weed
(x) kissed a member of the same sex(on da cheek)
(x) drank alcohol

SO FAR: 3


Level 2
(x) been in love
() been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight

SO FAR: 6

Level 3
( ) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
() gone out on a blind date

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
() had a crush on an older person *nothing serious*
(x) skipped school/period of class
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die

SO FAR: 10

Level 5
(x) HAD/have a crush on one of ur BEBO friends
(x) been to Paris
(x) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
() thrown up from drinking

SO FAR: 14


Level 6
() eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
() met someone BECAUSE of bebo
() been mosh pitting

SO FAR: 14


Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
() love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel

SO FAR: 17

Level 8
() had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up

SO FAR: 21

Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
() gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
() fallen asleep at work/school

SO FAR: 24

Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake

SO FAR: 25


Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
() pet a reindeer

SO FAR: 28

Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
() very minor been in a car/motorcycle accident

SO FAR: 30

Level 13
(x) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 34

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
()(lamp-poll danced counts!!))
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes

SO FAR: 37

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 41

Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
() recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for meal with only coins

SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x)done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 49

Level 18
() written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach

SO FAR: 50

Level 19
() crashed a party
() have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey

SO FAR: 52


Level 20
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x screamed "penis" in a class/public place
( ) swimin with dolphins

SO FAR: 53

Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 56

Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
() talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night

SO FAR: 58

Level 24
() picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
() had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone

SO FAR: 60

Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
( ) been in jail/visit

SO FAR: 61

Level 26
() played chicken
() been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger (Cute??)
() broken a bone
(x) been easily amused

SO FAR: 63

Level 27
( ) caught a fish then ate it
() made a ### video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed

SO FAR: 66

Level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
()French braided someones hair
( ) gone skinny dippin in a river
() been kicked out of your house

SO FAR: 71

Level 30
(x) Rode a roller coaster
() went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
(x) Black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed

SO FAR: 75

Level 31
() Been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
(x) licked/kissed a cat
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone

SO FAR: 79

Quiz 1

x мгε вошт мі x

001: Name = John
002. Nicknames = Mickey, Johnny, Jonathon, ‘Hey you’
003. Single or taken = Single *sniff*
004. Zodiac Sign = Taurus
005. Male or Female = bit of both
006. School = Croom
007. iPod = black, the newish video one
008. How many buddies on your list = 113
009. Screenname = HeresJohnnie (y was taken)
010. Hair Color = dirty blonde/ browny
011. Eya Colour = Blue
012. Hair Long or Short = shortish
015. Are you health freak= haha, me? No…
016. Height = about 5’10
017. Do you have a crush on someone = Maybe I don, maybe i dont..
018. Do you like yourself =nope, LOVE me... :p
019. Braces? = No, but i’m gonna get them
020. Think your awesome? = Define awesome..
021. Piercings = *checks* none.
022. Tattoo = nope
023. Righty or Lefty = right

x Your Firstz x

024. Surgery =About 10 years ago
025. First piercing = never..
026. First best friends = David Cusack
027. First Award = ... i hate to say this, but i think its for irish Dancing, we won by default.
028. First Sport You Joined = Basketball, i think..
029. First pet = Frisky my beloved hamster, the painter killed him!!!
030. First vacation = out of Ireland would be France, 1996 i think
031. First Concert = No idea
032. First love = No comment

x Your Favourites x

033. Movie = Oh, i’m gonna list: When Harry Met Sally, Head of State, 1 more ... maybe big daddy!
034. Favorite tv show = Probably The Panel on RTE2
035. Color = Blue
036. Music = A mix, mainly rock, acoustic .. etc..
039. Drink = Ribena Blackcurrent/Robinsons, Alcoholic: Beer
040. Body part not on the face (on a boy/girl) = Legs
041. Sport To Play = Basketball

042. Favorite piece of clothing = Oh, am.. probably this light brown hoodie i have
043. Brand Of Clothing? =whatever..
044. What do you sleep with? = usually Adam....
045. Favorite School = St. Nessans (my primary)
046. Favorite Animal(s) = probably dog (although i am taking a fondness for my moms pet mushroom)
047. Favorite Books = Probably ‘Why my wife thinks I’m an Idiot’ by Mike Greenberg
048. Favorite Magazines = Limerick Event Guide (because its free!!!)

x Currently x

049. I'm eating = My offspring!
050. I'm drinking = Lidl blackcurrant juice carton
052. I'm about to = Slightly tidy the house for ppl coming, then go to gym
053. Listening to = Razorlight: America
055. Waiting For = This quiz to finish
056. Watching = The Screen..Duh!
057. Wearing = The before mentioned brown hood, and jeans

x YourFuture x

058. Want Kids? = Yes
059. Want to Get Married? = Yes
060. Careers in Mind = Something in multimedia

x Which Iz Beta In The Opposite Sex x

068. Lips or Eyes = to look at? Eyes... to kiss? Lips. Overall? Eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses = Hugs
070. Shorter or Taller = Shorter
072. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma = a nice mix, throw in a little extra spontaneity
073. nice stomach or nice arms = In a girl?! Stomach....
074. Sensitive or Loud = Sensitive, but bubbly
075. Hook-up or Relationship = relationship
076. Sweet or Caring = caring, sweets good too though
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? = trouble maker, but not in a stupid way..


x Hav you Eva x

078. Kissed a Stranger = Yep
079. Drank bubbles = What?
080. Lost glasses/contacts = I would if i wore them...
081. Ran Away From Home = As a kid...
082. Broken a bone = Nope never
083. Got an X-ray = Yes
084. Broken Someone's Heart = possibly
085. Turned Someone Down = not really, avoided the situation? Check!
087. Cried When Someone Died = Yes


x Do You Believe In x

089. God = Not in the catholic form anyway
090. Miracles = To an extant yes
093. Aliens = No
094. Magic = Yeah
095. Heaven = its all around
096. Santa Claus = Yes, the spirit of a man that died hundreds of years ago is still with us to this day, now thats magic
097. Sex on the first date = Sex in general would be good...
098. Kissing on the first date = if i could built up the courage
099. Angels = Yes

x Answer Truthfully x
100. Is there someone You Want To be with right now? = i wanna be with ‘someone’ now, i wanna be with someone special for later.. if u catch my continental drift!